P.S. You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed?

You don't wanna mess with THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.

I know luma na'to, but I find it so freakin funny :)

have a good day!
Flor

No More Braces!

                                                               BEFORE ......................................... AFTER

Papa: "Wow talagang naayos na sya!"
Mama: "Anak, parang false teeth..
            Nako, tataba ka lalo kasi lahat pwede mo na kainin.
            Bawal ka na mag-Milo from now on."

Sa isip isip ko, "mama inggit lang kayo"

Anyway, halos 3 years na'ko naka-braces. Pag nakabraces ka, it's either ikakaganda mo or otherwise. Ako..otherwise. . Kaya nung inalis na yung mga brackets, iba yung naramdaman ko. Pakiramdam ko talaga may magbabago sa buhay ko.

Naalala ko tuloy nung natanggal na yung mga braces ni Ugly Betty. Isang buong episode ang nilaan para lang dun! In the end, gumanda sya, tumuwid ang buhok, napromote sa trabaho, at ..nainlove sa kanya yung boss nya. Gusto ko rin gumanda, gusto ko rin mapromote, pero hindi ko naman yata gustong mainlove yung ... sakin...? ....

ANYWAY.

Naalala ko noon, sobrang saya kong nagkwkwento sa isang kaibigan, tapos bigla syang tumigil at sinabing "Wag kang gagalaw, pipicturan ko lang yang orange na nakasabit [sa ipin mo]" -True Friend $@%&!

Dahil hindi na ko nagaalala na pag nagsmile ako, may nakasabit na kung ano sa bakal,mas nagiging confident na ko magsmile at makipagusap sa tao. Yun, isang pagbabago na yun. Confidence..

I welcome the change. I can really feel na katumbas ng pagbabago ng shape ng mukha ko, magbabago rin ang mga konting mga bagay bagay sa buhay ko. Diba nga, "True life is lived when tiny changes occur". It might be just a tiny change, but it is change, nonetheless.

haha OA.

Hippie for a Day

Wt: 131 lbs, rice eaten: 1 cup (so proud), snacks: 5 ( ice cream, potato salad, brownies, puto bumbong, potato chips), jump ropes: 0 , diet regimen: After Six

Today,
I learned that the word Hors d'œuvres is pronounced as "Orderves". And notwithstanding the fact that i am now at an all time high of 131 pounds, i am once again talking about food. Hors d'œuvres are the small one bite appetizers you eat at a party. So at least you learned something from this blog today.

Anyway,
Talking about parties, I attended my aunt's recent birthday bash and i partied like there's no tomorrow. My aunt had installed a disco ball in her entertainment room and the ball wasn't rented,.. it's there to stay permanently! And so I started dancing crazily and that probably cancelled any chance of having a lovelife. I think i ticked off any possible suitors. I know, I assume too much (hahaha). They also asked me if i took drugs. "Yes.. Orange Flower" I said just to shut them up. Orange flower is the most popular among the ecstasy pills. And yes if you are a nurse like me, you get to retain useless information like that.

The biggest reason i say i ticked off any possible beaus is this~ The theme of the party is The Psychedelic Sixties. And apparently, i was the only one who actually wore a costume :/

Guess who took things too seriously?

I wanted to look like this.. 

..but i guess i failed miserably.haha. Forgive me for my pessimism though. I love costume parties and i couldn't care less that everyone else is under-dressed. Being a hippie for a day was exhilarating. I suggest you try it. Do wear a forehead band, look high, do some kooky dance moves, and stop eating all those hors d' oeuvres or you'll end up packed with 131 lbs too.

Yun lang.

Lubos na gumagalang,

Flor

Cheesy!

Found on Facebook:

How long can you survive in the Artic ---- without clothes?

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This is a real funny quiz. I mean, with the advent of facebook, everyone is into quizzes. So i posted this one which i really find interesting. The choices for each question is funny so it's worth the try. The (wild, hypothetical) question is "If You End Up in the Artic Without Clothing, How Long will You Survive?" Mine's 3 1/2 hours but if you were locked in the ref as a military training or know how to assemble an igloo like this quiz suggests.. you may have much more time to survive in the ice naked.

Have fun!

This quiz was provided by

Merchandize Liquidators
a Wholesale Clothing Company